Sunday, December 5, 2010

My life as a Teen

Definitions you need to for the story:
DUBC: Regular students
BUPC: Popular Students
Ana is a boy
Ana is dating Angie
Angela and Jae is together
Ace and Rachel is together
 
This is the about the students and the life they live, but it’s the funniest story of the rest. This story tells how these teens react with their teachers!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
My life as a Teen
“Lynn”
Mona: How is it that Hailey get a date with Sam and I can’t get one with Dan, Man that’s wrong, she isn’t that pretty.
Rachel: Oh, well deal with it, it’s not like he going to notice you anyway, besides Hailey is prettier than us.
Angie: That’s right, because Tracy and Leila thought sure they was going to get a date with Bobby and Ling.
Mona: What happen?
Angie: Well the joke was on them, considering they lost a bet, lol
Mona: You mean to tell me, you hustle money out of them
Angie: I’m like the IRS; I take money that doesn’t even need to be taken.
Rachel: (laughing)
Rita: (rolling her eyes) take it from me; guys only go for girls like Hailey, I don’t know why, but they do. You probably don’t want to be like Christina getting pregnant with a second child
Christina: (irritated) (Shouting) I HEARD THAT!
Angie: (rolling eyes) we don’t care what you heard
Rita: (laughing) Mona, really if u follow those advices, you would be straight, besides, there this guy name Alex and I can call him for you, if you want
Rachel: I don’t think you wanna do that Rita, Alex and Mona used to be bestfriends until the boy moved and did not call Mona for three years. The only person he talks to now is you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phone rings
Ana: Hey Angie are you feeling okay?
Angie: yea I’m fine, How about you?
Ana: (flirting) I’m fine, but are you willing to go out with me?
Angie :( excited) Sure!
Ana: (flirting) great, um, I pick you up at seven o’ clock
Angie: Okay…..

 
 
Face to Face at home
Jae: (mocking) OMG, you are like so into him, but anyways Angela and I have a date, so I think Tanya needs someone to watch her, lol
Angie: Not me, because I have a date too
Jae: Well cancel it, because my baby is important
Angie: So! You cancel your date because Ana is cute.
Jae: Your relationship with Ana isn’t real, so stay home.
Angie: My sister doesn’t want you.
Jae: (having a funny irritation look)
You don’t know that, but Ana can’t stand you
Rachel :( laughing) how about I watch her?
Jae: (Mad and irritated) Why can’t her mom watch her, I mean all the money we spent on her she better watch her.
Amanda: Sylvia is a drug attic, ain’t no way she will be able to watch Tanya.
Jae: Why Not? Tanya is a child with issues; we all know whose child she is, so her mom will be the best choice. If she didn’t want to have responsibilities’, she should have told Lee not to knock her up when she was on drugs.
Angie: I used to have a huge crush on Lee, I mean he was hot, sexy, and had pretty lips, had pretty nice medium hair length.
Jae: WHAT THE! Angie I believe something wrong with you.
Rachel: (laughing) we will watch Tanya
Jae: Thank you, but still Sylvia needs to watch her daughter
Amanda: Whatever
Mel: Mona!!
Mona: Yes, Auntie Mel
Mel: I am happy to see you living with us
Mona: I’m sorry.

 
 

AT SCHOOL
 
Mark: Angie!! Where you at?
Angie: Fool I’m right here, what do you want?
Mark: I need your help; I mean you are an Honor Roll Student.
Angie: What do you need help with?
Mark: Biology
Cam: Mr. Copper, How come Mr. Sanders don’t like you?
Angie: Yea; why doesn’t Mr. Sanders like you?
Mr. Cooper: Angie, How in the world I suppose to know
Rachel: I know, please ask me!
Amanda: Not only she noisy, she ignorant.
Natalie: I wish she shut up, I can’t even sleep
Jae: What kind of person sleeps in class?
Julie: I do! Matter of fact my nap don’t start until math comes
Jae: You a have nap time, what kind of person have a nap time, especially in High School?
Julie: I do, and yes I have a nap time, besides everyone know me going to school is the only place where I rather take a nap
Angie: That’s a shame
Jae: You not lying
Julie: (giggling) yea I know
Jasmine: So who going to the mall
Angie: All of us!
At the Mall
Lee: (flirting) Hey beautiful (winking)
Angie: (nervous) Hey, How you been?
Lee: I’m fine now that I see you.
Angie: (giggling and blushing) Thank you
Jae: Wow, Angie already you cheating on Ana and you two didn’t even go on a date yet.
Angie: All he was doing was flirting that’s all
Jae: well I guess its okay for you because you not a drug attic like Sylvia.
Angie: maybe I should rethink that, huh?
JCPENNY
Courtney: Hey Ariel, I love your hair
Ariel: Uh, thank you
Rachel: I don’t like her
Ariel: Me either, besides she scares me
Amanda: She scares me too
Angie: everybody scares you, Amanda
Rita: (laughing)
Cleo: I think we have a problem
Angie: What?
Cleo: I think Ana is standing you up
Jae: Yep and he got your girl Hailey
Angie: What!
Jae: You see, I told you not to flirt with Lee
Angie: He flirted with me first
Jae: See, what happen; now you don’t have a date
Angie: I’m not mad, but Mandy is, though
Jae: (smiling) we all know that every time we see Hailey she be mad
Mandy: I’m not that mad, but that’s not fair
Jae: Well, life not fair.
Angie: (LAUGHING) HAHAHAHA
Home
Mel: Angie, where is John?
Angie: I have no idea mama.
Jae: He was suppose to be at the mall with us
Min Ki: Well maybe he by his daddy
Jae :( laughing) His daddy, ha, he hasn’t seen his daddy in years
Min Ki: (sympathetic) I’m sorry that’s awful, is he doing okay
Angie: yea he doing okay
Jae: (laughing)
Min Ki: (confuse) is something funny?
Angie: Do not pay attention to him, he need help
Min Ki: okay
John: (walk in) what’s happening!
Jae: (jumps up and trip) Where you been?
John: Uh, Why?
Jae: (crying) I miss you my brother…you not hurt are you?
John: Look can you move please
Jae: that’s my last time being nice to you
Phone Rings
Amanda: Hello
Ace: Hey sweetie
Amanda: (smiling) Hey Ace
Ace: I’m so sorry, I didn’t return your phone call, my dad and I had a meeting so, I’m so sorry baby.
Amanda: its okay, I understand
Ace: Okay, Do you want me to come over?
Amanda: YES!
Ace: (smiling) great.
Phone Rings again
Angela: Hello
Ana: hey is Angie there
Angela: Ana, you have a lot of nerves calling my sister right after we caught you with that tramp Hailey
Ana: Hailey, OMG, That was not me that was my twin brother, I don’t even like Hailey, please let me speak to Angie
Angela: Angie!
Angie: Telephone, its Ana
Angie: (rolling eyes) what is it Ana?
Ana: I’m so sorry please forgive me, but I wasn’t at that store with Hailey that was my twin brother, I don’t even like her
Angie: its okay, look you want to come over for pizza
Ana: (flirting) of course
Bell Rings
Ana: Hey
Angie: Hey, Come in
Ana: Thank you
Angie: no problem
Angie: I have a question, it's about History
Ana: (smiling) okay shoot
Angie: In class you said you was Japanese
Ana: Yep
Angie: Wow cool, tell me what is like out there in Japan
Ana: (flirting) sure, first you have to kiss me
Angie: (blushing) okay.
Angie and Ana kissed passionately
Angie: Wow, I like you very much
Ana: (smiled) Kissed Angie again
Jae: Hey you guys coming to dinner
Angie: yea
Ana: Angie I think you are very beautiful.
Angie: (smiled) Thanks.
 
 
 
 
At The Dinner table
Jae: Can someone please help Mr. Copper?
Angie: With what?
Jae: I don’t know
Angie: Why is he always calling here?
Jae: I don’t even know why.
Angie: I never pay attention to Mr. Copper
Ana: Laughing
Amanda: I don’t think know one does
Jae: Well, let’s just say he needs help
Min Ki: (smiling) Wow is Mr. Copper that bad
Jae: YES
Min Ki: Why?
Angela: Because he is, when we was kids, he kind of put us through drama that even makes sense
Mel: Mr. Copper is not that bad, you guys
Angie: Mama, that man is like a cock roach, he everywhere and plus he have problems with authority.
Amanda: His wife cussed him out like three times
Ana: Laughing, wow you guys are so funny especially you, Angie
Angie: thanks
Mel: You all have to respect Mr. Copper, he is your teacher
Angie: RESPECT, what respect the man barely respects us.
Jae: We can’t give him respect.
Mel: Why not?
Jae: Mrs. Mel, think about it, nobody in this room likes Mr. Copper
Angie: He barely likes us.
Min Ki: (surprised) Wow, in Korea our teachers is not as rough as the teachers down here.
Jae: Well Mr. Copper is not normal
Angie: I agree
Mel: Why?
Angela: Mama, this man, gives us homework that’s doesn’t even make sense
Mel: I don’t like Copper either, but him my friend from school
Angela: See, even you don’t like him.
Jae: (laughing) I knew it, she can’t stand him either
Walking to the Door
Angie: I’m so sorry for the way we were acting.
Ana: (smiling) don’t worry about it, I thought it was cute
Angie: Really?
Ana: (flirting) of course!
Angie: Thanks for coming over
Ana: (kisses Angie) No problem.
Angie: bye
Ana: bye
To be continue
In the morning
Mr. Copper: Everyone wake up now, we have to go on our International Field Trip, April 12, 2010
Angie: Okay, but I don’t think Hailey isn’t going to make it
Jae: Of course not; she is going to be here with all of the BUPC AND PBUPC. Rich Kids, of course
Mr. Copper: She have to come, she is a DUPC
Ch’ing: Why?
Jae: C’mon are we like so stupid?
Mr. Copper: What are y’all talking about?
Ch’ing: We talking about the fact that if Hailey comes with us, there is going to be trouble.
Angie: Not to mention, the fact that she tries her best to get all the guys to pay attention to her.
Jae: she ain’t going find it here
Amanda: (laughing)
Christina: Look we sorry, but she can’t come with us
Angela: I refuse to sit next to her
Mona: I know me too, because if she gets smart, I’m just going to have fixed her problem.
Jae: don't you think that's kind of mean?
Angela: NO!
Ch’ing: Well can we like leave before my mama come?
Mr. Copper: Why, because I need to talk to her.
Jae: Make Me
Angela: (mad) Babe, I’m about to put my foot up your butt cheek.
Jae: babe, what am I doing to you?
Angie: being aggravating
Natalie: Man, can you guys shut up I’m trying to sleep!
Julie: Then go to sleep.
Christina: Man, I miss my babies.
Cleo: Dang, you should have stayed home then.
Ching: (laughing) Jae: (smiles) His mother is a drinker and when she drinks she drinks.
Angela: Seems like that’s your kind of girl, huh Copper
Angie: YEP, His wife was a drinker plus a smoker.
Mr. Copper: (irritated) Can y'all please shut up!
Angela: Okay.

At Home
Mel: Now you guys be careful.
Angie: Thanks mama, but we will be with Mr. Copper, so I don't know about safe.
Amanda: well I need to finish packing.
Angie: I have everything packed, that’s for me.
Rachel: Well so do me.
Angela: Me too, I finished packing.
Cleo: (smiling) I guess everybody is ready to go
Christina: (sad) me too, but I'm going to miss my baby.
Cleo :( confused) Okay?
Rita: (smiles softly) I know, sis
Jae :( cries) Awl that's sweet.
Ch’ing: Something is obviously wrong with you
Cam: Guess What?
Julie: (worried) I'm scared to ask.
Natalie: wait, let me put on the face saying I care.
Cam :( smiles) you funny, but I got a scholarship at UCLA!
Julie :( smiles) that’s good, now you can pay me my $40 you owe me.
Cam: What?
Mark: (excited) I can't wait to go to another country!
Jasmine: (excited) yea me either.
At school
Announcements: Good morning, to all of Lakeview High School. We are here to announce that all the 11th graders' are leaving. They are going on an International Trip; it’s our duty to give them a round of applause. Thank you and have a nice Lakeview year.
Jasmine: I'm bored
Jae: Do you even like coming to school?
Jasmine: No
Angela: that explains it
Angie: (fussing at a student) Tell beavis and butt head to get out of my face; before I do it for them.
Mr. Copper: Can you please cut that out; before you will be seeing the Detention office.
Angie: Okay.
Devin: (laughing)
Angie: (mad and if at Devin)
Devin: (irritated and ran)
Rachel: (giggling) Hey Ace
Ace : ( winking) Hey cutie.
Rachel: (blushing) OH MY GOD!
Amanda: (smiles) I see you going to miss you booby.
Rachel: yes, he is soooo cute
Ana: (smiles walks up to Rachel and Amanda) hey you guys, umm where is Angie?
Amanda: Over there, talking to Mr. Copper
Ana: Ok, thanks.
Ana: (Flirting) hey Angie
Angie: (hugs Ana) hey Ana
Ana :( smiles) Hey beautiful, I'm going to miss you.
Angie: Well you can call me on my cell phone, or we can talk over web cam
Ana :( hugs Angie tight) I will love that.
Jae: HEY, LEAVE MY BOOKS ALONG! GEORGE IF YOU TOUCH MY STUFF I"M GOING TO HURL MY SHOE AT YOU!
Angela: Can you please be quiet?
Jae: (looks at Angela) I'm going to hurt this boy.
Angela: I swear something is wrong with you
April 12, 2010
Mr. Copper: (screams) IS EVERYONE READY!
Everybody :( screams) YES!
Jasmine: Dang we on our school private plane
Michelle: (smiles)
Everyone gets on the plane
To be continue
 
Date:
Tuesday, 30 March, 2010
Time:
11:09:30 AM
Cell Rings a tune from the theme song Love, Sex and Magic
Ciara Ft. Justin Timberlake.
Julie: Who phone is that?
Jae: Angie Phone!!
Angie: Shut up Jae!
Angie: (answers the phone) Hello!
Ana: (flirting) Hey I miss you.
Angie: (Smiles) Aww, I miss you too.
Ana: Where you guys going?
Angie: Out the country.
Ana: Aww, man I’m going to really miss you.
Angie: I’m pretty sure they going to be some beautiful girl, there to take you.
Ana: (flirting) no, you the only girl I want, there isn’t another girl who can make me smile than you.
Angie: (smile) Aww I really going miss you
Ana: (sad) me too, I have to talk you later, babe)
Angie: Okay!
Jae: (mocking) AWWW ANGIE’S BF MISSES HER!!!!
Angie: SHUT UP!
Mr. Cooper: If you guys don’t shut up!
Angie: What’s gone happened?
Jae: Nothing, he ain’t about that.
Julie: (laughing) Haha, opps let me shut up before he thinks I’m being messy.
Jasmine: You already being messy.
Cell Rings the tune from theme song: Everything to Me
Monica.
Jae: Is that you again, dang!
Rachel: Shut up that’s my phone you idiot!
Jae: (breathe in and out) I swear Angie and you are gone leave me alone, keep playing.
Ching: (irritated) Can you shut up Jae!
Jasmine: (snoring) (talking in sleep about food)
Jae: (making an irritated funny face) can she please close her mouth.
Mr. Cooper: I swear you girls act like guys and that’s sad
Angela: (singing sweetly) Cooper, please nobody in here acts like guys (digging in her butt) we do act like girls.
Natalie: (irritated) Ugh!! We didn’t need to see you digging in your (cooper interrupted) Don’t you kids know how to act in public
Angie: See I told you Coop, these kids don’t know how to act in public.
Christina: And I suppose you know how to act in public.
Angie: Of Course
Julie: (screams) I’m hungry!!!
Jae: Dang, we ain’t ask you all that, laud
Julie: (looks at Jae) (and hit him)
Jae: OCH!!!
Mr. Cooper: What’s wrong with you!!?
Angie: He crazy
Julie: laughing
Angela: Leave my baby alone
Angie: Girl Please
At a Beautiful Hotel
Natalie: Dang, this is nice!!
Jasmine: That’s what I’m talking about, this hotel is the bomb
Mr. Cooper: Now look, I don’t want you guys embarrassing me showing your heathens ways here.
Ching: What you mean embarrassing you
Jae: Man, please we ain’t gone embarrass you
Julie: When we gone eat, I’m hungry!!
Cam: Somebody please feed her, because she getting on my nerves.
Mona: (Looks at Cam) Man!!!
Cam: what’s wrong with you?
Mona: I’m bored
Somebody in the hall passing gas
Amanda: Who in the hell was that, (trying to close her mouth
Mr. Cooper: (Got mad) Will ya’ll shut up, can’t you guys act like young adults for once.
Amanda: Somebody (bout to say something foul) was stinking.
Angie: (easing it out) Opps that was me.
Rachel: UGH, that’s just nasty
Mr. Copper: That’s it giving the keys to all the kids
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Girls Room
Cleo: (checking her face book)
Rachel: (checking her face book and found something that wasn’t right) who is this?
Angie: (looks on the screen) Dang I didn’t know Ace like wearing girls clothes, your man not gay is he?
Rachel: (looking at his picture) No, that his Ex
Angie: Dang she pretty
Rachel: Looks at me,
Angie: I mean not as pretty as you girl
Julie: I knew something was wrong with that boy…
Jasmine: Look if you need us to hurt him for you, we got you.
Angie: we just gone walk in that mug and handle that trick he messing with.
Angela: You want us to handle that for you?
Rachel: I’m cool
Julie: (looks at the girl real good) OHHH!
Angela: What!!
Christina: Um, Rachel your man ex was Laurel Burton?
Rachel: yeah, why?
Angie: Umm she on the trip with us
Rachel: You mean her with us, then who is that then?
Amanda: Girl your man is a gigolo
Angie: That looks like Hailey, ohh
Rachel: Ace is messing with Hailey
Julie: Well, we all know where his meeting was at. Lol
At a nice a Restaurant
Rachel: I can’t believe Ace
Angie: Dang, that low
Amanda: That ain’t low, that’s a shame
Jae: (sings everybody plays a fool)
Angela: You want us to go handle that trick
Ching: We got your back.
Mandy: Just say the word
Mr. Cooper: Y’all is ignorant
Jasmine: (yawning) so!!
Julie: When does the next bus come?
Mr. Cooper: Right Now
Angie: there you go Rachel Confront him and that trick Hailey
Jasmine: Don’t you mean hoe
Amanda: Ohh now that just low, but fair
Justin: Y’all is wrong, lol
The next 11th grader bus
Ace: Hey sweetie, I miss you (smiling)
Jasmine: Ohh you are lying
Rachel: How could you lie to me (runs and cries)
Ace: (confuse and worried) what do you mean?
Angie: We saw your picture with you in a pink outfit , claim it was a girl but if you asked me it’s you.
Ace: Wait, you guys claiming that I’m cheating on your sister
Angela: We saw your facebook page, and we saw a picture who, looks like Hailey
Ace: That picture was of my sister, and the guy who is with Hailey is John
Amanda: JOHN!!
Angie: well that explains it, lol well we all know why John didn’t come home, ohh I can’t wait to tell mama.
Amanda: Ohh, im going to tape it, lol mama gone get him
Angie: (looks at Ace) Umm, hehehe my bad for calling you gay….but if u ask me ur sister looks like a man, but hey I don’t mean no harm by that. Just know if you ever in your life think about another girl and its not my sister, man we gone fight.
Ace: (looks at Angie and smiles) it’s okay and I would never in my life look at a another girl I love your sister, but I wouldn’t look behind you, Ange
Angie: (fussing)
Ana: (puts hands over Angie eyes and smiling) are you fussing with my best friend?
Angie: (feeling blind) who are you and why am I blind.
Ace: (smiling) Hey I think she adorable winking at Ana, and plus she feisty
Ana: (kisses Angie) Hey baby, I miss you. Stop messing with my baby, she too cute
Angie: (Smiles) Ana!!! (Jumps and hugs him)
Ace: (Smiles) Umm Angie, thanks for being nice and I also do think you’re very adorable.
Angie: yeah
Ace: Ana is my cousin, and I wasn’t cheating on your sister Rachel.
Angie: You Better Go find her, because knowing her she may be trying to burn all your pictures of you and her.
Ace: (finds Rachel) Hey Ray, I miss you a lot.
Rachel: (crying) were you dating her?
Ace: No, that was not me, it was your cousin John
Rachel: (smiles) really? Wow that’s not cool, lol
Ace: (hugs Rachel) Yep, I still care for you a lot
Rachel: Me too
Ana and Angie
Ana: Hey baby, I miss you a lot
Angie: Aww that’s so sweet, me too
Ana: That’s great, Mr. Tolsemen told us that we had to come too, so I wanted you to be surprised.
Angie: (smiles) I’m surprised
Ana: You’re so cute and beautiful (kisses Angie)
Angie: Aww thanks

At Bed time
Julie: Goodnight I’m tire
Mona: Me too
Jasmine: Mr. Tolsemen is here, plus he have the rest of the 11th graders
Angie: They travel in packs, you know
Angela: (laughing) Mr. Cooper and Mr. Tolsemen they are mama’s best friends
Angie: (thinks about how mama would react to that statement) Nah, I don’t think so.
(Everybody goes to bed)
Breakfast Time
Mr. Tolsemen: Hello everyone ( In a British voice and smiles)
Jasmine: Can you tell me why you are here?
Angie: Well I did tell you that Tolsemen and Copper travel in packs
Tolsemen: Hahahaha, Very funny Ange!
Jasmine: Was you being funny
Ching: Yea
Tolsemen: The truth is I am here to help you guys learned about different cultures, okay…As you can see I am from Ireland and I am also good looking
Jasmine: You really believe that?
Tolsemen: (irritated) Yes I do. Just because you like Dracula daughter doesn’t mean, I look the father.
Julie: (irritated) I can’t stand this man
Angie: Okay well when do we leave, lol sit down Julie.
Tolsemen: Tomorrow
Julie: Well, okay, as long as I don’t have to talk to you im good
Angela: Copper, your wife just called you; she said you need to give her about 123,000 for her and the Kids!!!!!!!!!!
Angie: Dang, Ohh
Cooper: (mad and embarrass and snatches the phone) Thank you Angela!! (Mad) Hello
Angela: you welcome
Cam: oh he mad with you
Angela: He will be alright
Angie:(laughing)

Next Country!!!!! In Hotel
Sheila: Hey Henry, I love your smile
Henry: Umm, Sheila I am with somebody, I told you before, we were over and I am with Sally now.
Sheila: (looking sad) I’m sorry, I was just trying to be nice.. I wish you and sally the best.
Angie: You need to let him know that Sally isn’t the girl he really wants.
Angela: She right, because Hailey and sally are best friends and they are opportunists. You love him don’t you, then instead of trying to get his attention. Let him find you again.

Malcolm: Mr. Tolsemen, How come you not coaching the basketball team anymore.
Angie: OHH Can I tell them, please!!!
Angela: LOL
Cam: Why, what happened
Jae: He started drinking, then when Mr. Sanders found out, He had to counsel Mr. Tolsemen, then afterwards, Tolsemen wanted to take a peek at Mrs. Ellen Mae Sanders.
Cam: (Confuse) Mr. Tolsemen Slept with Mrs. Sanders the Cheerleader Coach.
Rachel: Now I see where Hailey and Sally get it from
Angie: That’s not all when Mrs. Sanders Told Mr. Sanders, she lied and said it was Mr. Cooper, when it was really Tolsemen.
Angela: Imagine how Cooper felt when he found out.
Tolsemen: Angie, Rachel, and Jae, thanks for that lovely information you gave.
Angela: You welcome (smiles)
Jae: So what are we supposed to be doing Tolsemen, look for you a woman or another married woman to love.
Angie: Hahahahahahahahah
 
 
 
 
At Dinner
Sheila: Sitting at the pool, (crying)
Henry: ( wipes a tear from her eyes) a pretty girl like you should be smiling not crying.
Sheila: (sniffling) well apparently I don’t have any reason to smile about. Now my mama has a reason because she married to a rich man with a kid on the way. Not me, you leave me for Sally Cason and my mother seem to think me being a DUPC isn’t right for me. She knows I love my friends and I’m not going to let her change that.
Henry: ( kisses Sheila) I love you Sheila. I’m not going to let your mother tear you apart from me and your friends.
Sheila: (smiles) thank you, but you really don’t know my mother she is a pain to my very soul